We spotted this “vehicle” parked along a suburban street near Minneapolis, MN.  After regaining our composure (we almost laughed ourselves to tears), we had to ask ourselves the inevitable question: what kind of person drives something like this?

Never one to shy away from an opportunity to make fun of the Bubba crowd, we are offering up a few possibilities:

1. Someone who has watched way too much Dukes of Hazzard.

2. Someone who performs lewd acts with animals while making grunting noises.

3. Someone who devotes considerable spare time watching NASCAR and crushing beer cans on his forehead, with occasional outbursts of “Git ‘er done!”

4. Limo driver for Toby Keith.

5. All the above.

We could almost hear the banjos playing…

They have a South Beach Diet.  We have no idea how well it works–no one here at AITS has ever tried it.

Just a thought: why not have a South Park Diet?  We’re envisioning some device that attaches to your fridge.  When you try to open the door, little cartoon voices shout rude, insulting comments about your…um…weight.

You’ll be dropping the pounds before you know it.