A Tokyo restaurant has two macaque monkeys in its employ as waiters, serving hot towels and drinks to their customers. And the only green stuff you have to tip them with is a soy bean. But the simian servers are only allowed to work two hours a day. Either a union thing or some strange wage and hour laws over there.

Now we’re inspired. Time to send Maynard out to get us some sushi rolls. Don’t forget the hot mustard and soy sauce.