Since virtually every other publication is doing it, we decided to give our endorsement for the upcoming 2008 presidential election:

Senator Barack Obama.

Why?

Do we really have to spell it out for you? Are the differences between the two presidential candidates not painfully obvious to you? Cripes, you people can be dense sometimes.

It’s really quite simple. Ask yourself: do you really want another buffoonish fuckup in the White House? Who is practically circling the drain and has an even more buffoonish fuckup running mate standing one heartbeat away from the Oval Office? Of course not. We have nothing short of the utmost faith in the good judgment of our loyal AITS readers.

The choice is clear. It’s Barack. It has to be. Go get ‘em, Tiger.

UPDATE 11/01: The normally camera-shy Tina announced that if when Obama wins the election Tuesday, she’ll let us post a picture of her (of our choosing!) on AITS. As if we didn’t have enough reasons already to vote for the O-Man.