10. Ample parking for trucks, trailers and farm equipment. And snowmobiles (northern climates).

9. No foreign beers served.

8. Waitress is wearing a Harley-Davidson tube-top, has big hair and missing several teeth. Has a tat on her shoulder that says “Property of Spider.”

7. Lots of stuffed animal heads and fish mounted on the walls.

6. Sign advertising Sarah Palin lookalike wet t-shirt contest.

5. All you can eat catfish (southern climates).

4. Close proximity to a Wal-Mart, so patrons can stop in for a drink after shopping.

3. There’s a place to check coats and guns at the door.

2. Banner out front says “Welcome Race Fans!”

1. Every night is “mullet night!”