[Ed. note: graphic language ahead.]

Stripped of his duties as Illinois Governor, Rod Blagojevich had to be forcibly removed from the state governor’s mansion by state troopers after being tasered in the building’s stateroom. Kicking and screaming, the disgraced former governor let loose a profanity-laden tirade while he was physically carried from the premises by four officers.

“I’m still the governor! I’m still the fucking governor!!!,” shouted  the agitated Blagojevich as he was forced into a straitjacket and ushered into a waiting patrol car. “This impeachment was a fucking lynching, a crucifixion, pure and simple! Just hang me on the cross, will ya’! You fuckwads don’t know who you’re dealing with! I’ll have your jobs, bitches! I’ll have your goddamn jobs!!!”

After the ex-governor was whisked away, Patricia Blagojevich gave a brief statement to the press.

“What the fuck you all looking at?,” hissed the former First Lady. “Get the fuck off my lawn!”