HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY FROM ALL YOUR INEBRIATED FRIENDS AT ALLIGATORS IN THE SEWER!

This is the holiday commemorating when St. Patrick saw his shadow, bringing an end to winter and making all the snakes go away and…oh, never mind. Pass that bottle this way…

Norm bought us a case of Bud and a bottle of green food coloring so we could give our beers that same disgusting green hue that every shithole tavern in town gives their swill this time of year. Cheap bastard couldn’t even spring for Guinness. But this will do.

Hoist a cheer to the Irish (or whomever is sitting next to you at the pub). Have a good time, and don’t call us if you end up in the drunk tank.