There are lots of things around us that we find baffling, or just plain stupid. Face it, a lot of shit just doesn’t make any sense at all. Here is our list.

• Why is it called “rush hour” when everybody goes so damn slow?
• Why do some people press harder on the remote control when they know the battery is dead?
• Why do some drivers lean forward when trying to look at something in the distance? Will getting your face a foot closer to that exit sign really bring it into focus?
• Why is Greenland called that when it is covered in ice all the time?
• If a word in the dictionary was misspelled, how would we know?
• Why do they call those little candy bars “fun size”? What’s so fun about a puny, half-ounce piece of chocolate? Now a half-pound candy bar - THAT would be fun size.
• Why doesn’t Hooters have a delivery service?
• If vegetable oil comes from vegetables, and cod liver oil comes from cod livers, where does baby oil come from?
• Why do they sterilize the needle before giving a lethal injection?
• What do we really save in daylight savings time? Will we get rebate checks for re-setting our clocks twice a year?
• Why is it that really old people, who are usually deaf as a post, always the first to complain when the TV or music is too loud next door?
• After eating, do penguins have to wait an hour before getting out of the water?
• Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
• Guided missiles…is there another kind?
• Why does mineral water, which has filtered through the earth for eons, have an expiration date on the bottle?

Hopefully, the answers to these and other serious questions will come to us. Meanwhile, we’ll keep drinking.