Just in time for your discriminating holiday shopping, the idiots at Alligators In The Sewer have, in their infinite wisdom, decided to sell some tacky, outlandishly-priced stuff for you to spend your hard-earned money on. Yay!

Hence, our AITS merchandise. T-shirts, sweatshirts, mugs, caps, bags, mouse pads, and other useless crap. It’s your one-stop shopping center. Get all your holiday gift buying done without leaving the comfort of your mom’s basement! Check out our official gear.