A 19-year-old New Zealand woman who only identified herself as “Unigirl” posted an advertisement on eBay, offering to sell her virginity to the highest bidder. The only stipulation: “no freaks.” After 2 weeks of waiting with no bids in sight, Unigirl (right) finally received one taker - an offer of 50 New Zealand dollars (about US$34), from a University of Auckland freshman. Phillip Markoff, a general studies major and member of the Delta Pi fraternity, responded to the ad after being egged on by his inebriated friends.

“I’ve got a fifty-spot and my beer goggles on, mate,” boasted Markoff, after a night of binge drinking. “For that kind of money I’m not expecting a killer babe.”

“More like a ‘kill it with fire’ babe,” retorted one of Markoff’s frat buddies after viewing the ad on Markoff’s laptop.

Due to elevated blood-alcohol levels, Markoff (left) is actually looking forward to his low-rent hookup, and says he’ll do just about anything on a dare.

“Gotta take one for the team, y’know,” added Markoff as he staggered out the door to meet his Unigirl. “Cover me, I’m goin’ in!”

This has been the third online ad of its kind in the past six months in New Zealand, where prostitution is legal, with some fearing the start of a trend. Government officials, while they frown on such shenanigans, nevertheless say the ad violates no laws. A similar stance is taken by eBay, which said in a prepared statement that “as long as the ad comports with local law, we’re cool with it.”

Unigirl, an unemployed art student at a local community college who lives in a homeless shelter, decided to post the ad to sell off her virginity in an effort to get some quick cash for beer and cigarettes.

“Fifty quid ain’t much, but I guess it will get me a carton of smokes and a few pints,” the disappointed Unigirl wrote on her Facebook page. “Well, bring him on, let’s get this over with.”