Bon Bon Land. It’s a theme park in Denmark. And its unique theme: scatological references. Yep, a little haven dedicated to bodily functions - dogs farting, birds crapping, various sculptures of anthropomorphic farm animals pissing in pots and vomiting. You get the picture. Oh, and lots of cool rides, too. This amusement park (for whatever amusement they think we would get from it) was obviously conceived by some chemically-dependent individuals. If Beavis and Butthead lived in Europe, this is where they would hang out.

We checked out their website. Bon Bon Land’s slogan: “There is damn funny in Bon Bon Land.” OK, so perhaps the marketing hype loses some meaning in the translation. But we’re convinced. This is the place to go in 2010.

Norm is thinking we really ought to charter a tour over there this summer. We expect this to be even better than the fun-filled trip we had last spring to the Sledgehammer Bomb Festival in Mexico. If the dollar can hold out against the euro and if we should be so lucky as to find a cheap flight to Copenhagen, we might just pull it off. Who needs Disney World or Six Flags when you can do this? Anyone up for the trip?