A pool cleaner at Sea World park in Orlando, Florida, was knocked into the water yesterday and viciously attacked by a school of eleven bottle-nosed dolphins. Apparently, the worker was standing along the edge of the water, making dolphin sounds and singing the theme song to the 1960s television show Flipper, when the dominant male of the group suddenly leaped out of the water, knocking the man into the pool. The enraged cetaceans then attacked the man, holding him underwater until he drowned.

Officials at Sea World had no comment, except to state “never mock dolphins. It pisses them off.”