The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission today announced the public unveiling of its extensive collection of Internet pornography, amassed over the years by its thousands of employees. The collection of images, video and anime, comprising over 760 terabytes (enough to fill 1,520 typical 500 gigabyte hard drives), will soon be shared with the public on the SEC website. The new service, dubbed The Official SECs Shop, will offer memberships to randy Americans, with one bonus: no computer viruses.

“For the very first time you can now safely surf for porn without any worry about malware,” said Darrell Katz, Promotional Advisor for the SEC. “We have performed several antivirus sweeps on all of the material our employees have downloaded, ensuring safe sex online. We like to run a clean operation here at the SEC.”

It is believed that the SEC’s collection of explicit material comprises the largest in the world.

“I don’t think even the Library of Congress has this much good stuff,” added Katz, with a sly grin.

The SEC has begun offering membership packages for its online services, ranging in price from $5 to $20 per month. The Official SECs Shop will incorporate a powerful search engine to help members seek out any image or video on the site.

“No matter what you’re into - T&A, plumpers, bondage, gay, hardcore…whatever you want - you can find it quickly at the SECs Shop,” boasted Dan Wright, IT administrator for the project.

The agency will use the subscription revenue to help offset some of its operating expenses, saving the taxpayers millions each year. Katz believes the SEC site will become the ultimate clearinghouse for all kinds of pornographic products.

“Our senior staffers have been diligently scouring the web for years to bring the finest adult entertainment to American citizens, and we are finding gigabytes more every day,” added Katz. “Who says government can’t be responsive?”

Meanwhile, other federal agencies are planning similar moves, inspired by the SEC site. The U.S. Treasury Department may start allowing its staff to share MP3 files they have downloaded at work via Kazaa and Bit Torrent, and the Department of Homeland Security is considering setting up an auction site to sell off items its employees have confiscated at airports.