In case you hadn’t noticed, we have ended the long “sabbatical” from publishing our annoying and useless material on Alligators In The Sewer. Which means there are now a few brand new posts of annoying and useless material for your late-night reading. Our contribution from the past couple weeks. Like an antibiotic-resistant strain of jock itch, the entire cast of idiots has returned to AITS. Mainly because none of us managed to find gainful employment anywhere else during our seven-month hiatus. We all really need the money, so here we are, like it or not.

Now if we can keep the collection agencies and student loan people from finding us…

The whole AITS fambly made it back to HQ: Norm, Tina, Gordy, Maynard, Phil Usher, Weather Dog, Bug the Cat…plus occasional visits by Erik the Creepy IT Guy. Even Nigel, AITS legal counsel, made a brief appearance yesterday. He checked the fridge, noticed there was no beer, then pissed on the floor and left. Yep, we’re back to normal.

There’s just one nagging little problem. Our beloved headquarters is slated for demolition. The city needs the land to build a storage shed for its fleet of dump trucks, and local priorities being what they are, we will be getting the boot in a couple of weeks. Norm is busy looking at equally shitty, run-down properties around our ghetto neighborhood, so once we find a suitable (and cheap) place to rent the transition should be rather seamless.