AITS editor-in-chief and all-around douchenozzle Stormin’ Norman surprised the bajeebus out of us at headquarters today by doing something so out of place and so uncharacteristic that we still can’t believe this shit.

He took us to lunch.

And paid for it.

With a check that didn’t bounce.

Will wonders never cease.

The squeeky-tight bastard actually sprung 35 bucks to treat the entire Alligators In The Sewer staff to a new eatery just around the corner. That’s right–Tina, Gordy, Phil, Maynard and Norm–all getting lunch on the AITS dime.

This is the delicious repast we all enjoyed…

Yum.