Gordy, our in-house hacker (and sometimes writer) at Alligators In The Sewer, decided to tear apart his desktop PC yesterday - out of sheer boredom.  He had never been overly pleased with the 1996-vintage computer we set up for him, a fact which probably helped justify his destructive tendencies that day.  Farking ingrate.

But the ancient Dell box came equipped with two 3.5 inch floppy drives, and with the aid of a kludged controller and a few lines of code burned onto a ROM, Gordy managed to entertain us all with a few bars of the Imperial March.

…that was, until about the fourth time it was played, when Tina took a hammer to the whole thing.