Alligators In The Sewer! (AITS)
This is Norm, our editor.
Notice the expression on Norm’s face. The world around him simultaneously annoys, frightens, amuses, angers, and perplexes him. He’s an idiot. With all of those conflicting emotions running rampant inside his melon-like head he is never sure how to react. Which might explain why he looks like that all of the time. It’s a scary mug and it frightens us too. But…he’s the boss, and to the best of our knowledge, he doesn’t own any guns or explosive devices. However, we do have to wear earplugs at AITS headquarters to shut out the incessant yelling, and dodge the occasional thrown object. It’s the burden we bear.
This is our publication.
Alligators In The Sewer: a darkly humorous, irreverent and satirical journal of raconteurish ramblings and shaggy dog tales, highlighting some of the off-beat and unusual aspects of our twisted society, and in the process holding to ridicule certain people who desperately deserve it. Truths, half-truths, and complete bullshit. We’ll let you sort out which is which. Being the iconoclast is a dirty, thankless job, but someone has to do it. It’s not to be taken too seriously, so lighten up already.
Best regards from Gordy, Tina, Maynard, Norm, Phil, and the rest of the AITS crew. We love our pathetic jobs, despite it all.
Warning: Alligators In The Sewer is intended for mature audiences, and may contain content offensive to some, including mild profanity, innuendo, pointed commentary, tasteless humor, and a general disregard for mainstream societal norms. As such, if you are easily offended, have delicate sensibilities, or subscribe to certain fundamentalist and/or right-wing ideologies, you may not enjoy some of the things you see here at AITS. You’ve been warned.
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