We generally don’t encourage people to send email messages.  It’s a habit we’d prefer you not get into.  Seriously. It’s bad enough already having to deal with some of the shrill, pointless comments that roll in from time to time (which are heavily-moderated, BTW).

We’re not interested in any of the things you have to sell, be it pirated software, get-rich schemes, bogus Rolexes, boner pills, or whatever.  We don’t want to win the UK Lottery, update our eBay accounts, or share in the unclaimed estate of some wealthy, dead Nigerian.

We don’t want to see it.  Ever. If you want to promote your scams, do it on your own fucking site.

But if you really, REALLY insist, and you think you have something to say that will captivate our gnat-like attention spans for fifteen seconds, then by all means send us your email.  And while you’re at it, try to cobble together something vaguely coherent and string together an intelligent sentence or two.

Keep in mind…this is the idiot who will be reading your mail.

Just so you know…

No guarantees when (if) you will receive a response. In fact, the odds of us taking the time to write back are damn near zero. But, what the hell, you are certainly welcome to give it a go.  Whatever helps you get through your empty, meaningless day.

Be advised that anything you write is fair game for us to republish, to point out your logical flaws and/or your limited grasp of reality, hold up to ridicule, make fun of your spelling/grammatical errors, etc.  This is a parody/satire site, after all, and some of the best material just falls into our laps. We can’t help that. Anyway, you’ve been warned.

OTOH, If you have a blog that is relevant and want to exchange blogroll links, send us an email. If we like your blog and it fits in with what we’re about, AND you have placed a link to AITS on your blogroll, we’ll add it to ours. We’re not dickheads all the time.