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	<description>THE WORLD IS A FREAK SHOW. DON'T MISS ANY OF IT.</description>
	<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2009 23:47:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>N.Y. Boy Scout finally earns all 121 merit badges.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2009 23:35:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After more than three decades, New York boy scout Shawn &#8220;Skippy&#8221; Goldsmith, 46, has finally earned his 121st and final merit badge, the first scout in history to do so. The last badge, recognizing his proficiency in rope tricks, was awarded to him last week by the local scout council in Long Island.
We called Shawn at home, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The snow never stops. And we&#8217;re stranded at AITS headquarters. With no beer.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2009 01:01:46 +0000</pubDate>
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This is what greeted us when we opened the front door of AITS headquarters this afternoon. Guess we won&#8217;t be going home tonight. And there&#8217;s nothing in the fridge.
We need someone to make a beer and Chinese takeout run. Maynard&#8217;s on it. Just as soon as he tunnels his way out the door.
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		<title>Told to stop putting lead in toys, Chinese manufacturers make fishing sinkers instead.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 22:33:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Get the lead out. That&#8217;s what consumers and safety advocates in the U.S. told Chinese toy manufacturers after concerns over high levels of lead found in toys. The Chinese manufacturers&#8217; indignant response: &#8220;Screw you guys. We like making stuff from lead, so we&#8217;ll just put it into other things.&#8221;
After a plummet in orders for holiday [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy New Year from Alligators In The Sewer!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 2009 16:14:54 +0000</pubDate>
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All of us at Alligators In The Sewer wish you a Happy New Year and hope that your 2009 got off to a great start!
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		<title>Arizona man&#8217;s New Year&#8217;s resolution is to stop making New Year&#8217;s resolutions.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 2008 02:24:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The best New Year&#8217;s resolution may be to just have none at all. That&#8217;s the wisdom for the upcoming New Year, according to 66-year-old Louis Krause of Flagstaff, Arizona.
&#8220;I can never live up to anyone else&#8217;s expectations, much less my own,&#8221; said Krause, in resignation. &#8220;I mean. what&#8217;s the point? I make a resolution to start doing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Visitor numbers down at Sen. Craig&#8217;s MSP airport bathroom; local tourism officials concerned.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2008 13:32:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A year and a half after Senator Larry Craig (R-ID) was arrested for disorderly conduct for his&#8230;ahem&#8230;encounter in a public restroom stall at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport, the bathroom is no longer the tourist attraction it once was. And local tourism people are not happy.
Just a year ago, the fabled restroom stall was a popular [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Couple discover 20K worth of cocaine hidden in worthless paintings on Antiques Roadshow.</title>
		<link>http://www.alligatorsinthesewer.net/2008/12/29/couple-discover-20k-worth-of-cocaine-hidden-in-worthless-paintings-on-antiques-roadshow/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 12:11:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Allen and Robyn Barrett had no idea what they held in their hands as they carried three framed paintings onto the set of Antiques Roadshow being taped at an auditorium in Orange County, California. One thing is certain: the paintings are basically worthless. What was found tucked away behind the dry mounting was another story.
&#8220;I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Crowds stampede Maryland Wal-Mart in rush to return crappy, unwanted gifts.</title>
		<link>http://www.alligatorsinthesewer.net/2008/12/26/crowds-stampede-maryland-wal-mart-in-rush-to-return-crappy-unwanted-gifts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Dec 2008 15:02:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Throngs of people surged into a Wal-Mart store in Hagerstown, Maryland, early in the morning after Christmas, trying to return unwanted gifts. Employees unlocked the front doors of the store at 6:00 A.M. on &#8220;returns day&#8221; only to be inundated by a massive crowd that had assembled outside. More than 900 people quickly mobbed the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Boxing Day!</title>
		<link>http://www.alligatorsinthesewer.net/2008/12/26/happy-boxing-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Dec 2008 15:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
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Happy Boxing Day from all your friends at Alligators In The Sewer!
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