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	<description>THE WORLD IS A FREAK SHOW. DON'T MISS ANY OF IT.</description>
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		<title>Separated at birth #10.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2012 15:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Syrian menace Bashar al-Assad, cartoon menace Butthead.
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		<title>Rick Santorum&#8217;s new campaign poster unveiled.</title>
		<link>http://www.alligatorsinthesewer.net/2012/02/26/rick-santorums-new-campaign-poster/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Feb 2012 03:25:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a sneak preview of what the Santorum campaign has on the drawing board.

Lots of paint. Not a lot of room.
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		<title>The fruits of our musical genius (or lack thereof).</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2011 17:26:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gordy, our in-house hacker (and sometimes writer) at Alligators In The Sewer, decided to tear apart his desktop PC yesterday - out of sheer boredom.  He had never been overly pleased with the 1996-vintage computer we set up for him, a fact which probably helped justify his destructive tendencies that day.  Farking ingrate.
But the ancient [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What we had for lunch today.</title>
		<link>http://www.alligatorsinthesewer.net/2011/08/02/what-we-had-for-lunch-today/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Aug 2011 01:30:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[AITS editor-in-chief and all-around douchenozzle Stormin&#8217; Norman surprised the bajeebus out of us at headquarters today by doing something so out of place and so uncharacteristic that we still can&#8217;t believe this shit.
He took us to lunch. 
And paid for it.
With a check that didn&#8217;t bounce.
Will wonders never cease.
The squeeky-tight bastard actually sprung 35 bucks [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Followup: Arizonans turn out in droves to protest use of word &#8220;haboob.&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2011 21:50:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Quick on the heels of the most recent sand storm&#8211;lately referred to as a haboob&#8211;citizens of the Phoenix, Arizona area are drawing attention to what some believe is the surreptitious addition of a foreign word to the English language.
Just days after the dust settled (literally), a new storm was brewing&#8211;in the form of protests. Angry [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Phoenix residents, unfamiliar with term &#8220;haboob,&#8221; completely blow off storm warnings.</title>
		<link>http://www.alligatorsinthesewer.net/2011/07/20/phoenix-residents-unfamiliar-with-term-haboob-blow-off-storm-warnings/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2011 01:25:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Residents of Phoenix, Arizona were treated to yet another massive sand storm recently, the second in less than a month.  And, as with the previous storm, most of the region&#8217;s four million inhabitants were completely unprepared, due to few realizing that the new word used to describe the event&#8211;haboob&#8211;means sand storm. As such, it was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Separated at birth #9.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jul 2011 15:23:35 +0000</pubDate>
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Ousted and busted News International CEO Rebekah Brooks.  Mask character &#8220;Rocky&#8221; Dennis.
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		<title>Beer and reefer breaks latest perk for Chrysler auto workers.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jul 2011 01:31:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The economy has been in the tank for three years and the floundering U.S. auto industry has been on government-provided life-support for almost as long. Yet you&#8217;d never know it by looking at some of the perks enjoyed by assembly-line workers at Chrysler&#8217;s Jefferson North Plant in Detroit, and its Trenton Engine Plant in Trenton, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 10 porn flicks found on Osama bin Laden&#8217;s computer.</title>
		<link>http://www.alligatorsinthesewer.net/2011/05/13/top-10-porn-flicks-found-on-osama-bin-ladens-computer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 May 2011 22:07:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[With the latest news reports touting the discovery of pornographic material - lots of it - on Osama bin Laden&#8217;s computer, we at Alligators In The Sewer just couldn&#8217;t resist the temptation to pounce on the story.
It seems the dead wanker terrorist&#8217;s computer has become a treasure-trove of goodies, with new discoveries being turned up [...]]]></description>
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