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	<description>THE WORLD IS A FREAK SHOW. DON'T MISS ANY OF IT.</description>
	<pubDate>Sat, 20 Mar 2010 15:54:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Spring is here.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Mar 2010 15:50:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From you have I been absent in the spring
When proud-pied April, dress’d in all his trim,
Hath put a spirit of youth in every thing,
That heavy Saturn laugh’d and leap’d with him.
Yet nor the lays of birds, nor the sweet smell
Of different flowers in odour and in hue,
Could make me any summer’s story tell,
Or from their [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NEWS FROM THE SEWER: The week in review, March 13-19, 2010.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Mar 2010 13:52:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[California restaurant serves whale sushi. The Santa Monica sushi bar, appropriately named The Hump, is now serving the delicacy, which was previously banned in the U.S. After Congress recently lifted the ban on eating marine mammals, several west coast eateries began serving kujira - a staple in Japan - with The Hump leading the charge. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tomato shortage forces restaurants to find substitutes.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 02:46:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A major frost that wiped out 95% of Florida&#8217;s winter tomato crop has resulted in a severe shortage, putting a financial squeeze on restaurants throughout the nation. Pizzerias, bistros and fast-food chains, faced with skyrocketing prices for low-quality imported tomatoes (left), have chosen to substitute other vegetables in their food servings. Creative companies have discovered [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy St. Patrick&#8217;s Day!</title>
		<link>http://www.alligatorsinthesewer.net/2010/03/16/happy-st-patricks-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 03:23:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We love drinkin&#8217; holidays&#8230;and who doesn&#8217;t? New Year&#8217;s, Halloween, Fourth of July. If there&#8217;s an excuse to swill booze, we&#8217;re there. But St. Patrick&#8217;s Day takes up a very special place in our little alcohol-infused hearts. How can we resist good Irish whiskey and pitchers of green beer? Let the good times roll.

All the best [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Venezuela&#8217;s president orders ban of Internet.</title>
		<link>http://www.alligatorsinthesewer.net/2010/03/15/venezuelas-president-orders-ban-of-internet/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 14:59:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez has issued an order completely banning the Internet. The South American dictator issued the edict after discovering several embarrassing photos of himself on a user&#8217;s Facebook page while surfing porn last week. Chavez would not reveal the nature of the offending images other than to state that he had &#8220;completely forgotten&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NEWS FROM THE SEWER: The week in review, March 6-12, 2010.</title>
		<link>http://www.alligatorsinthesewer.net/2010/03/12/news-from-the-sewer-the-week-in-review-march-6-12-2010/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 15:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1950s CIA bread experiment fuels French freakout. A mysterious &#8220;poisoning&#8221; of French villagers nearly 60 years ago has now been solved after a journalist recently uncovered evidence proving that the CIA had spiked loaves of bread with LSD in a twisted Cold War mind-control experiment. In 1951, many residents of the tiny village of Pont-Saint-Espirit [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Nigerian prince tired of all the phony emails using his name.</title>
		<link>http://www.alligatorsinthesewer.net/2010/03/09/real-nigerian-prince-tired-of-all-the-phony-emails-using-his-name/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 01:49:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Prince Ike Ubandi would like to set the record straight: he is very much alive and is most definitely not giving away 125 million dollars on the Internet. The 31-year-old Ubandi, the great-great-great grandson of Ajaka Ubandi, a prominent 19th Century sultan and mine-owner, has no plans to part with any of his holdings, estimated [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NEWS FROM THE SEWER: The week in review, February 27 - March 5, 2010.</title>
		<link>http://www.alligatorsinthesewer.net/2010/03/05/news-from-the-sewer-the-week-in-review-february-27-march-5-2010/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 13:34:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Whiz-kid shock treatment. Good news: Washington man survives crashing his car into a utility pole. Bad news: he is electrocuted moments later when he decides to relieve himself in the ditch, not noticing the downed power line laying there. Fate sometimes has a second wind.
Former Rep. Mark Foley opens consignment shop. The disgraced Congressman, who [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pet-washing machine - with video goodness.</title>
		<link>http://www.alligatorsinthesewer.net/2010/03/03/pet-washing-machine-with-video-goodness/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 01:22:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From those clever Japanese&#8230;a fun (and safe) way to give kitty a much-needed bath. In the past, you needed patience (and kevlar armor) to bathe your cat. Not any more. Just pop your furry friend into the machine, drop in a quarter, select &#8220;heavy wash&#8221; or &#8220;permanent press&#8221; and hit &#8220;start.&#8221; The cat even provides [...]]]></description>
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