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		<title>Real Nigerian prince tired of all the phony emails using his name.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 01:49:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Prince Ike Ubandi would like to set the record straight: he is very much alive and is most definitely not giving away 125 million dollars on the Internet. The 31-year-old Ubandi, the great-great-great grandson of Ajaka Ubandi, a prominent 19th Century sultan and mine-owner, has no plans to part with any of his holdings, estimated [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NEWS FROM THE SEWER: The week in review, February 27 - March 5, 2010.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 13:34:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Whiz-kid shock treatment. Good news: Washington man survives crashing his car into a utility pole. Bad news: he is electrocuted moments later when he decides to relieve himself in the ditch, not noticing the downed power line laying there. Fate sometimes has a second wind.
Former Rep. Mark Foley opens consignment shop. The disgraced Congressman, who [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pet-washing machine - with video goodness.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 01:22:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From those clever Japanese&#8230;a fun (and safe) way to give kitty a much-needed bath. In the past, you needed patience (and kevlar armor) to bathe your cat. Not any more. Just pop your furry friend into the machine, drop in a quarter, select &#8220;heavy wash&#8221; or &#8220;permanent press&#8221; and hit &#8220;start.&#8221; The cat even provides [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NEWS FROM THE SEWER: The week in review, February 20-26, 2010.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 14:25:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Md. lawmaker pushes for ban on first-cousin marriages. In an apparent effort to deepen that state&#8217;s gene pool, representative Henry Heller has drafted legislation that would add Maryland to the 24 other states that outlaw marriages between first cousins. In a statement to the press Heller said he wants to bring Maryland &#8220;into the enlightened [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sea World worker killed by angry dolphins.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 16:40:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A pool cleaner at Sea World park in Orlando, Florida, was knocked into the water yesterday and  viciously attacked by a school of eleven bottle-nosed dolphins.  Apparently, the worker was standing along the edge of the water, making dolphin sounds and singing the theme  song to the 1960s television show Flipper, when [...]]]></description>
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		<title>South Carolina radio station switches to all-autotune format.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 14:47:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[All autotune&#8230;all the time&#8230;ninety-eight-point-nine W-T-U-N!!! is the new synth-drenched station ID blaring out of car radios all around the Carolinas. The Spartanburg, SC station has become the first in the nation to adopt the novel format, exclusively playing songs embellished with autotune, the robotic vocal processing that is currently all the rage in pop and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New must-have toy: credit card-sized penny-shooter.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 22:06:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A cute little device that&#8217;s sure to prompt the TSA to start banning wallets on airlines, it&#8217;s penny-launcher the size of a credit card, capable of hurling a stack of coins across the room, one by one. Norm already ordered one from Cardnetics, which he will put to good use flinging pennies at some of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NEWS FROM THE SEWER: The week in review, February 13-19, 2010.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 13:05:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Peggy Fleming run over by Biden&#8217;s Motorcade at Olympics. Only a few days into the 2010 Vancouver Winter Games and already another tragedy occurs. Figure skater and 1968 gold medalist Peggy Fleming suffered compound fractures in both legs when she was accidentally run over by a motorcade carrying the Vice President. Details are sketchy, but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Separated at birth #7.</title>
		<link>http://www.alligatorsinthesewer.net/2010/02/16/separated-at-birth-7/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 02:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Amy Bishop, untenured campus rampager. Emo Phillips, unfunny &#8217;80s comedian.
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