We get letters. We’ll post them here, unedited, for your own personal amusement - and ours.

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Subject: 180 degrees of praying
From : taggbro@gmail.com
To : “alligatorsinthesewer”
Received : 07-23-2010 09:05 PM

I laughed so hard I pooped myself.

I should have went to the bathroom before I read.

Keep up the most excellent commentary on all that is important.

[Ed comment: We may have to place a disclaimer on AITS...e.g., "content on this site may trigger violent bursts of diarrhea." Sudden bowel evacuation is nothing to be taken lightly, and of course, safety is job #1 here at Alligators In The Sewer.]

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Subject: Fuckin’ linking
From : “jefcostello” <jefcostello@free.fr>
To : “alligatorsinthesewer”
Received : 03-31-2010 11:13 AM

Hi,
Your site is good. I have taken the liberty to link to it.
If you disagree, let me know, and I’ll erase the link on adenochrome.com.
Cheers
Eldritch

[Ed comment: We like "fucking linking" - and who doesn't?]

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