A FEW WORDS FROM NIGEL, OUR SCAT-THROWING LAWYER:
TWO: LIMITATION OF LIABILITY
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THREE: GOVERNING LAW; JURISDICTION
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If you send an email to us we won’t share your address with other companies. No one wants it anyway. Get over yourself.
FIVE: INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY
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Failure to read a copyright notice does not get you off the hook if you infringe. Ignorance is NOT an excuse, no matter how stupid you really are.
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As a condition of accessing material on this website and its affiliated sites, you agree to hold Alligators In The Sewer, and its affiliates, agents, assigns and licensors harmless from any claim that may arise from your use of any content embodied therein.
SEVEN: ENTIRE AGREEMENT
Nigel, our lawyer.
He bites, he flings poo. A force to be reckoned with.