Weather Dog: the definitive beacon of inclement weather information here at Alligators In The Sewer. When it looks shitty outside, Weather Dog will be there to alert you with an up-to-the-minute warning.
When the Weather Dog sounds his warning (shown below) it’s time to batten down the hatches, round up the women and children and take cover. It ain’t gonna be pretty. Weather Dog is a free public service for our AITS readers. We’re here to help.

Current forecast:
March is here. Does it come in like a lion and out like a lamb, or is it the other way around? What do we know, as it sure as fuck doesn’t look like any thaw is in our immediate future. There’s still snow piled everywhere, and the streets look more like ice roads. Is it spring yet? We would just as soon let March pass by entirely if it weren’t for the all-important St. Patrick’s Day. All we’d like is some decent weather on our favorite drinkin’ holiday. Is that too much to ask for?














