Weather Dog: the definitive beacon of inclement weather information here at Alligators In The Sewer. When it looks shitty outside, Weather Dog will be there to alert you with an up-to-the-minute warning.

When the Weather Dog sounds his warning (shown below) it’s time to batten down the hatches, round up the women and children and take cover. It ain’t gonna be pretty. Weather Dog is a free public service for our AITS readers. We’re here to help.

Current forecast:

New Year: It’s a new year but the same old weather. Some more snow here and there, on again, off again, as the case may be. Temperatures plunging into single digits at night, dropping below zero more often than we care to see. What the fuck? There may be the occasional travel warning, so you should always be on the lookout for the ever-present slippery patches on the roads. Watch the road conditions - try not to do anything stupid on the highways, OK?