Weather Dog: the definitive beacon of inclement weather information here at Alligators In The Sewer. When it looks shitty outside, Weather Dog will be there to alert you with an up-to-the-minute warning.

When the Weather Dog sounds his warning (shown below) it’s time to batten down the hatches, round up the women and children and take cover. It ain’t gonna be pretty. Weather Dog is a free public service for our AITS readers. We’re here to help.

(OK, now that we’re back in business, I suppose we had better update this weather thing.)

Current forecast:

The dog days of summer…why do they call it that? Weather Dog absolutely hates this shit. Hot, humid, lots of thunderstorms, tornadoes, hailstones the size of meatballs, and hordes of angry mosquitoes. And our air conditioner went tits-up. Like it could get any worse.