Weather Dog: the definitive beacon of inclement weather information here at Alligators In The Sewer. When it looks shitty outside, Weather Dog will be there to alert you with an up-to-the-minute warning.

When the Weather Dog sounds his warning (shown below) it’s time to batten down the hatches, round up the women and children and take cover. It ain’t gonna be pretty. Weather Dog is a free public service for our AITS readers. We’re here to help.

Current forecast:

It’s the dog days of August, and Weather Dog should be happy about that. But he’s not. It’s so fucking humid that our editor, Norm, no longer has to keep his bootlegged Havana cigars in a humidor. He now keeps them in his top desk drawer and lights ‘em up one after another. Seriously, this heat and humidity have us all feeling a little punchy around here and Weather Dog has wisely decided to lay low until the temperatures and tempers drop a bit. Maybe by mid-September.